I Love Irony

Welcome to the "Driving The Short Bus" shopping area! Our main focus is the funny, humorous, ironic, lampoonish, outlandish, preposterous, and absurd product line.

We carry products in our own "Certified Rider" brand, but we also carry these products in many other brands. Before you get too far into your shopping experience, please consider the Certified Rider Classic Thong in our own branded section. If for no other reason, consider this purchase simply to fulfill Danny's dream - having his mug depicted on the thongs of women the world over. Please, though, do not play a dirty joke on Danny and purchase this for a hairy, 300 lb man. Please! OK? Here are the main shopping categories:

• Products Search
• Certified Rider Gear
• Other Brands