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Secrets of the Continent
A Trilogy, Book One: Shaman's Spark
by Marcus Lawson

The Brokenhearted Stealer of Soles

Wednesday, 20 January 2010 18:22 | Written by Danny Roberts

I was singing a song about a fat girl The Bard

When a deer ran in front of me

I splattered his guts and cracked my nuts

But I never got out of key............

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