I Love Irony

....I'm in my usual position in the passenger seat; both feet jammed on the non-existent brakes, legs locked, vainly trying to slow us down.  My left forefinger is jabbed at the drivers ahead who are doing only, say, ten miles over the speed limit or have the audacity to take up an entire lane. My shoulders are hunched against the not yet, but inevitable, impact of crunching metal, eyes spinning as I try to look in two directions at once. My right hand though...I keep it near the door handle. Like a skydiver's fingers bracing the ripcord, my right hand controls my destiny......

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• |174.111.85.xxx |2010-04-07 07:42:29 Anonymous
  What makes you think she will come back to get you!?
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• |98.105.158.xxx |2010-04-07 19:03:19 Steve  - You're a twisted individual!
  Denise and Crystal could start a WMD carpool. Pray that they never unknowingly attempt to occupy the same stretch of road at the same time!
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• |174.111.71.xxx |2010-04-08 21:37:57 Anonymous  - mother-in-law fury
  yoy better watch out!
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• |174.111.83.xxx |2010-05-17 16:55:30 Anonymous  - OMG
  omg! she drives like i do! go girl!
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• |212.200.152.xxx |2010-06-15 03:25:50 Michael R Roberts  - hahahah
  Great writing style. You should drive all the time.
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• |174.111.70.xxx |2010-08-02 06:43:38 Kathy & rich
  HILARIOUS AS USUAL
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